For weeks the statisticians were baffled â€" this was completely unprecedented. How could one woman, totally unplaced in last year’s 100 Sexiest, be getting so many votes? And on the basis of just one movie? It seemed inexplicable. Until we re-examined two things.
First, just how few hot women statisticians get to meet. And second, the Transformers DVD. Simply put: there’s not a woman alive who looks better bent over a 1976 Chevrolet Camaro in a denim miniskirt. Born in Tennessee, the former lingerie model appears to have been designed by a committee of licentious boffins. With a sultry glower, capricious pout and six tattoos, she’s the junior Angelina Jolie (but without the orphan addiction). With a body honed by surfing, and a love of weed, she’s also the new, improved Cameron Diaz. By her own admission, she has “the libido of a 15-year-old boyâ€. And even her surname, Foxx, was stripper-esque until she dropped the last ‘x’.
Thus, in hindsight, it was inevitable, with a clear 3,300-vote margin, the ‘Most Googled Woman Of 2007’ became the ‘The Sexiest Woman In The World 2008’. And the best is yet to come. Barely 22 years old, she’ll atone for her dearth of appearances post-Transformers by appearing opposite Simon Pegg in How To Lose Friends & Alienate People. Then she pops up in Oscar-winning stripper Diablo Cody’s new film, Jennifer’s Body, as a possessed cheerleader.
In short: Megan Fox is the future of sex. But most intriguing of all? You’re looking at, officially, FHM’s hottest subscriber. “I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM,†she smiles. “I love FHM and, as a subscriber, I’m so excited to be a part of it.â€
Gentlemen, meet your new queen. You have chosen… wisely.
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